Dealerships, Making America Great Again

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 05/02/2018 at 11:02 • Filed to: satire, dealership, shitposting, shitpost, murica

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Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/02/2018 at 11:14

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Someone has to up their game:

kanadanmajava1 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/02/2018 at 11:17

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The example vehicle selection looks pretty outdated. I don’t see any SUVs, CUVs or pickups.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > kanadanmajava1 05/02/2018 at 11:18

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It’s a Ford dealership pre-April 2018

Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/02/2018 at 11:19

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I guess it’s technically not a mass transit station anymore.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Urambo Tauro 05/02/2018 at 11:22

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Don’t worry Ford will save it and kill affordable cars as a sacrifice to do so.

Also, is this where there was a big robot fight in one of the 17 Transformers movies?

Ash78, voting early and often > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/02/2018 at 11:22

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Fort McHenry

The greatest British mass transit station in history.

Come at me, chap.

Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/02/2018 at 11:26

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Yup! No statues, though.

Milky > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/02/2018 at 12:39

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Also here:

and lots of other movies.

duurtlang > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/02/2018 at 12:47

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It’s an interesting phenomenon. In the western country that:

has a population that is the least likely to have been abroad

has by far the largest population and thus economy

has by far the largest army

has by far the largest land mass

they are also the most likely to be extremely nationalistic/flag wavers. Why this difference to others?

The flag waving in the US is odd to me. People there are the least likely (among westerners) to have experienced other countries so they are also relatively ignorant about other countries. The US is also by far the largest western country, which isn’t an achievement (of the current population) but just a given. So why are Americans so desperate to show off how nationalistic they are? And to who are they showing this off too?
As an outsider it almost looks like insecurity, although I don’t think it is.

Extreme flag waving nationalism makes me cringe. I’ve heard too many stories from my grandfather (b. 1925) and know too much of early-mid 20th century history to ignore it.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > duurtlang 05/02/2018 at 12:48

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It’s funny coz it’s true.

I know of a time when Germans were a little too patriotic, but anyway...

Klaus Schmoll > duurtlang 05/02/2018 at 13:57

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You shouls stop wearing Lederhosen. They are already mistaking you for a German.

duurtlang > Klaus Schmoll 05/02/2018 at 14:11

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My grandmother’s grandfather was a German and she has the last name to prove it. Besides, I’m like a West-West-German lost in Bavaria .

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > duurtlang 05/02/2018 at 15:51

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No national pride for me thanks. I’d be ok if people assumed I’m not American. I would like to become an expat. But they make it difficult and extremely expensive. And no one wants us now. But you can’t blame them.

duurtlang > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 05/02/2018 at 16:19

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Nothing wrong with some national pride, as long as it’s not blind pride.

I’m an expat too. But being an EU citizen it made it easy for me to move within the EU, despite the language barrier.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > duurtlang 05/02/2018 at 16:50

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There are things I appreciate about America. But as time passes and our culture evolves, the bad seems to outweigh a lot of the good. Definitely still not a bad place to live, but it could be much much better.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > duurtlang 05/02/2018 at 21:35

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Duning Kruger effect in regards to history, world events and modern international relations.

“America is the greatest country on earth!But also a shithole! But screw the way those other countries do stuff we’re better! But we need to MAGA!”

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > duurtlang 05/03/2018 at 09:59

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I’ve traveled abroad dude, I have visited at least 30 different states...